Funny stories from the Miller
household.
“He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense
that the world was mad.”
― Rafael Sabatini
My youngest sister, Lily, is amazing, Easily the most
gifted comedian I have ever met, but she doesn’t even realize it. She’s a quiet
gal, but everything she says is perfect. Once, at the dinner table, My parents
called my sister, Erika, a freak. Lily, who was spooning peas into her mouth,
quietly said “she’s super freaky, yeowwww.”
Before putting the spoon into her mouth.
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Erika, (younger,) Alyssa, (older,) and myself would take
the baby’s diapers, (Lily,) and wear clean ones on our heads. We then would
take the dirty ones and launch them at each other with homemade devices in our
large office. We were lonely kids.
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Alyssa and I began a ‘Jazz Club’ in our playroom. We
turned off all of the lights, but had a few lamps in the room turned on. We
covered them with colorful scarves to give ‘the look’, you know? We wore
Newsboy caps and fluffy scarf dresses. We decided one night that we needed
refreshments. We soaked bread in water and then put that bread on the desk that
lit up from beneath. It never cooked the rolls.
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In Oahu, Hawaii, my father, Alyssa and I all went to go
feed Sting Rays. The Sting Rays were trained to flop on your back for a ‘kiss’.
As I was feeding squid to one ray, another flopped on my back pushing me face
first into the handful of squid I had. Good one, Sting.
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